Cosmo Quiz: Can You Keep A Guy Intrigued?
Litty got : Too-Giving Girl
"Guys worthy of your time belong to an excluive club. Yet you usher them past the velvet ropes before they prove their VIP status."
Ven got: Perfect Provocateur
"Dating is like a high-wire act, and you create the perfect tension between accessibility and mystery, which is why men are drawn to you."
Astrology related to our boyfriends:
For Ven's man: "He digs surprises, so the creative stars say to try backward sex. Normally, you'd start with tongue action, followed by the main event. Instead, have intercourse for 15 minutes, then finish each other off orally. Lust days: 2, 13, 20."
For Litty's man: "The planets alignto make the Ram horny as hell midmonth. Meet up or lunch and coyly rub your feet against his under the table. Don't be surprised if he kidnaps you-tell your boss you caught a bug. Lust days: 1, 7, 21."
Our horoscopes:
For Litty: "Be eloquent. Speak carefully near the 13th to make a good impression on your boss. Attached? Send him a text that reads 'I want you bad.'"
Cosmic tip: "Turn to a friend for advice about a family problem, suggests wise Venus."
For Ven: "Slather on the sunscreen. Under the energetic stars, intiate a volleyball game during a poolside bash. Attached? Expect a sleep-deprived night on the 8th."
Cosmic tip: "During a movie, slowly slide your hand along your date's inner thigh."
-Litty & Ven
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